Jim and the black hole and the really,extremely,amazingly exotic,elite,excellent burger with bacon bits

One day in a smelly dump otherwise known a your back yard Jim Morris was taking his evening stroll then he face planted into the muddy ground but his face didn't get wet. It got sassy and tasted very good he landed on a triple chezz double bacon quadruple beef pork and chicken topped with a sesame seed bun and bacon flavored bacon crumbs on top of the sesame seed bun. His mind was blown he unwrapped it with immense speed he bit into it his taste buds glowed with enjoyment. Jim Morris almost went insane by the flavor. He finished it in record time 1 minute 13. Jim was so full his stomach exploded he tried to get to hospital but he walked into a black hole and died.